Look, it shouldn’t be this hard. Not at home. “A man’s (or team’s) home is his castle.” <Unless you’re the Tigers, in which case your castle has been ablaze with dragonfire for the better part of three months…> We mean, “home is where the heart is.” <No, it’s where the losses are – more than 72% of the Tigers’ games at Comerica Park this season have been losses…> Um, “home sweet home?” <Have you watched the games this month?> OK, well, “charity begins at home,” you know. <Hey, that’s our point – 13-34 this season…> Whatever.
Detroit Tigers Newsletter: Tool Time? Nah, just some home improvement at last
