Welcome back to the Freep’s Tigers Newsletter. Did we miss anything while we were gone?
We were actually all set to file last week, but there were three security guards at the door and they wouldn’t let us into the Newsletter-Cave where we come up with all the really good jokes. <Wait, there are good jokes in this thing?> Something about “too much ethical behavior,” we think. We weren’t listening, so we’re not quite sure; it takes a lot of brain power to figure out how many wins the Detroit Tigers need to avoid 119 losses again — five, if you were wondering — and how far the Tigers are “ahead” of the Orioles for the No.