For the record, I’m fully aware the Detroit Tigers are off to a great start.
Further, for those curious about such things, I do not have a tattoo on my right bicep that says “Born to Fret”.
In fact I have no body art at all, which in itself probably disqualifies me from writing anything remotely related to the modern athlete.
But I’ll press on regardless, and promise to do my tattoo-less best to address issues surrounding the contemporary Detroit Tigers.
Thanks to a potent offense, stifling defense, and surprisingly adept starting pitching, the Motor City Bengals have been rolling out victories in assembly-line fashion.