Memorize and sing this recap the next time you’re at karaoke.
Bert’s out, Gagner’s in, will Svech ever play again?
Puck drop, game time, Fabbri’s on the top line
Four minutes, zero shots, Luke is owning faceoff dots
Oh wait, what’s this, Glenny shoots, Rinne miss
Oh boy, penalty, dread grows exponentially
Drop pass, zone entry, it still looks really shitty
Can’t set up, bottom’s up, fans’ll drain another cup
No shots, well great, drought is now at thirty-eight
Nashville’s turn, looks good, sets up like a pro team should
Puck movement, pass around, PK players wearing frowns
Of course, tie game, Nemeth’s marking’s pretty lame
Dylan Larkin, post again, time for intermission, Ken!