Here we go again.
It's another milestone day putting into perspective the tragedy Detroit sports has been for the past half-decade and counting.
Thursday marks 2,000 days since the city's last playoff win among its four major professional sports franchises.
Go ahead. Laugh. Or cry. Or do both, like Andrew at his first day of pre-K.
You may remember the glorious evening of April 17, 2016, when the Red Wings stopped the Tampa Bay Lightning, 2-0, before a packed Joe Louis Arena crowd in Game 3 of a first-round playoff series.