So, about last night...
The best part about Saturday is that absolutely no hockey happened. No, none whatsoever. Don’t look anything up, just take my word for it. Seriously, do not look up anything about the game that definitely didn’t happen last night.
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You looked, didn’t you.
Ugh.
Yeah. Last night was brutal. From the two whole shots the Detroit Red Wings netted in the first period to the absolutely brutal peppering of offense by the Los Angeles Kings, it was truly a night to forget. For better or worse, the Red Wings didn’t have much time to dote on it.