Red Wings fans are expert haters already. After all, the octopus symbolizes the eight primary grudges each fan carries in their heart (what are you forever mad about? share in the comments!)
However, there’s a lot to be mad about in the world right now, so if you need a little spark to rekindle the flames of bitterness and wrath toward the Atlantic Division before the season starts, I’m here for you.
Let’s check in on who we’ve got, how they’re doing, and remind ourselves why they are worth the effort to hate. Some teams are much easier to hate than others, but let’s find something for everyone.