Hannibal Buress would like to have a word with you via new Funny or Die video. "You're a grown-ass man playing freeze tag, but whatever."
Comedian Hannibal Buress has the perfect product for teams who can't stop Andre Drummond -- Hack-A-Center. Their slogan? "Destroy a game that everybody loves."
Choice quotes:
"Cuz your team is garbage, plays small ball and can't guard a true center?"
"Sure it makes the game boring and unfair as hell, but how else are you going to cheat?"
"You're a grown-ass man playing freeze tag, but whatever.