Occasionally, I have these pearls of wisdom, a bit like the great man Confucius himself. I call them Quaganese Principles. Here are a few:
"Tumblr is like if Instagram and Reddit had a baby."
"Wikipedia is the eHarmony for famous people."
"You don't begin to feel old until there are professional athletes younger than you."
Yep, that last one is finally catching up to me. Let's examine it. Aaron Gordon, the youngest player in the NBA last year (I think) was born on September 16, 1995. That is only 45 days before my birthday on Oct.