In Greek mythology, Sirens lured sailors to their deaths with their alluring song. Every sailor heard a different song; each sailor heard the song of what they desired most in the world.
Today, Detroit Pistons fans don’t have Sirens. We have Kevin Porter Jr. and his pro day tape to offer us what we desire most in the world:
A perimeter player who gets BUCKETS.
Sadly, I am afraid that KPJ will leave Pistons fans dashed on Stuckey Shores, ships washed out to sea without an Answer.
