No. No, thank you. Just no. I appreciate the thought, but not a chance. I don’t care what the screenshot looks like or how much your four-team, 17-player trade makes the Detroit Pistons better, I preemptively reject any proposed trade that winds up with Jerami Grant back in a Pistons uniform.
I kindly would prefer to pass.
Part of the fallout of the seismic Damian Lillard trade from Portland to Milwaukee might have been way down on the list, but it is first in giving me anxiety, and that is Portland obviously looking to move on from the veteran Grant as it looks to rebuild around Scoot Henderson, Shaedon Sharpe, Deandre Ayton, and Anfernee Simons.