AUBURN HILLS, UNITED STATES: Chauncey Billups of the Detroit Piston celebrates with teammates and the MVP trophy after the Pistons defeated the Lakers 100-87 to win the 2004 NBA championship final, in Auburn Hills, MI, 15 June 2004. The Pistons won the best-of-seven NBA championship series 5-1 and Billups was the series MVP. AFP PHOTO / Robyn BECK (Photo credit should read ROBYN BECK/AFP via Getty Images)
On Christmas Day, it is time to have some fun, and put a Detroit Pistons spin on an old tale.
This is more a takeoff from the poem A Visit from St.