The Pride of Detroit Community Mock continues with the Washington Commanders. The Commanders have gained a little notoriety among Detroit Lions fans this offseason for a couple reasons. They missed out on Lions OC Ben Johnson, then participated in some sort of weird smear campaign of him. Then those dirty, rotten stealers took Lance Newmark—a Detroit employee for over a quarter of a century—away from Lions.
What does that have to do with this community mock? Absolutely nothing. I just had to get it off my chest. Screw you, Commanders.
Anyways, the acting general manager of this horrible franchise is commenter “anhonestmess.