You hate the Patriots. I hate the Patriots. We all hate the Patriots.
But today you have to do something that goes against every fiber of your being. You have to root for the New England Patriots to beat the Atlanta Falcons in the Super Bowl because that means Tom Brady gets to beat NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in what might be the most awkward trophy presentation in sports history.
I know, I know. Rooting for Brady and the Patriots might feel wrong, unless you’re a Patriots fan or a Michigan fan who still thinks it’s 1999.