Tell me how you do it, Detroit Lions fans. Tell me how you’ve put up with 59 years of misery and futility.
Tell me how, because I’ve put up with 29 years of the same thing as a Los Angeles Dodgers fan and I’m not doing it one second longer.
I am hereby relinquishing my fanaticism and support of the Dodgers, the team I grew up rooting for and idolizing. I will never watch another game. I will never buy another souvenir. I will never care about the fortunes of this team after it returned to the World Series for the first time since 1988 and broke my heart with a 5-1 loss in Game 7 against the Houston Astros.