You know, I tried really hard not to do this. I said Kellie, everyone loves “The Office” so don’t do an Office-related Rowe Report, that’s pandering.
But as I sat in front of my Google Doc to try and describe the Detroit Lions loss to the Chicago Bears last Sunday, I was stumped.
Tate trade??? Heard it already. Posture jokes?? OVERDONE and my posture is fantastic so that would be very unbelievable. Three minutes worth of the Silverdome imploding to represent the season? Ugh.
So it was time. The trick up my sleeve, my Ace in the hole.