And just like that, players have reported for training camp. The NFL offseason felt about as short-lived as Tom Brady's retirement.
OK, that analogy was admittedly low on the originality scale, but we're hopeful this early reference gives us carte blanche to breeze past the aforementioned saga throughout the rest of this offseason "social media scrapbook" of sorts.
After all, we have more important matters to discuss. You know, like Lamar Jackson revealing a bulked-up physique, Kyler Murray partaking in cryptic Instagram activity and Brady hopping on a Justin Bieber-inspired TikTok trend to address the Tuck Rule.