Another week and another surging wellspring of optimism that this week, this week finally the Detroit Lions (+3.5)
can get off the “schneid.” What is a schneid, and why were they on it? Those are mysteries you aren’t supposed to talk about. Shut up now. They’re always watching.
In auspicious dating, it is indeed Halloween, and scary things await as the Lions try to look for their first win. The Philadelphia Eagles (-3.5)
are an equal frightful mess, and now they will be without their running back Miles Sanders, who heads for the IR.