It didn't take Detroit Lions wide receiver Kenny Golladay very long to live up to the nickname "Babytron" -- a nicknamed coined, concocted, perpetuated, pummelled, stamped, minted, glued, welded, cemented, battered, thwacked, clobbered, cudgeled, bludgeoned, fermented, and hammered home by our very own editor-in-chief, JJ Zachariason. I'd share many more examples of JJ's incredible perseverance if my thesaurus didn't run out of synonyms.