Former Detroit Lions receiver Calvin Johnson, fresh into retirement, is tying the knot with girlfriend Brittney McNorton on Saturday in metro Detroit.
With just a few days remaining, we’ve perused the pair’s online wedding registry on Macy’s and Bed Bath & Beyond and pinpointed some notable items you can buy the happy couple:
• Several Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-themed bath items, including a shower curtain, waste basket, lotion pump and bath rug, all $32 and below apiece. (Wait, not Transformers-themed? We expected better, Megatron!)
• A Zwilling J.A Henckels pro cutlery set at $449.