The playlist is coming to its frightful end, and not a moment to spare. The holidays put me behind the 8-ball on this one. Fortunately, the Lions don’t know what that is, or how to even play pool whatsoever given their lack of initiative or offensive punch on Sunday.
Which is why, without much thought or decree, I decided that there’s nothing more fitting than a song with a title referencing the lack of offense for this team. I also figure that terrible late 90s/early aughts music is pretty much my bag now too.
Detroit has one chance remaining in this calendar year before “The Lions haven’t scored 20 points in a game since November 11, 2018” becomes a real meme used throughout the offseason.