Ugh. Welp, the Lions are a really bad football team. How bad are they? They’re as bad as the construction company that rebuilt the Death Star and still left the womp rat-sized opening. They’re as bad at football as Sid Vicious is coming off the top rope. Okay, let me do one more and then I’ll stop. The Lions were so bad in 35-29 loss to the Saints that I would rather watch “Halloween 6: The Curse Of Michael Myers “on repeat in the pit of despair. And this happened in that movie.