Free Press sports writers Dave Birkett and Carlos Monarrez break down the season with their annual holiday gifting for the Detroit Lions. Dave Birkett and Carlos Monarrez, Detroit Free Press
Detroit Lions Tank Watch is taking a break this week. Honestly, I just don’t have the time. I’m way behind on my holiday shopping for the Lions’ tanking effort.
To help the Lions climb the NFL draft board from their current No. 7 spot, I need to step up my gift game. I plan to purchase some Crisco-coated receivers gloves, filed-down cleats, and try to get Lambeau Field to hire the person in charge of the Arizona Cardinals’ horrible field.