I hope you all enjoyed the bursting lights in the air and your process grilled meat tubes, because the fun has ended. It’s time to get down to serious business. The Detroit Lions Name Bracket Tournament must decide the field for the Sweet 16, and that means some feelings are about to be hurt.
We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should our favorite name win the day, today will no longer be known as the day after the fourth of July, but as the day when we declared to the world in one voice:
Miles Killebrew will not go quietly into the night
Leo Koloamatangi will not vanish without a fight
Zach Zenner’s going to live on
Teez Tabor’s going to survive
Today, we celebrate our Name Bracket Day!