Here we are again. Another December, another lost Detroit Lions season.
Now there’s only one thing left for the team to do: Tank.
So let’s all sing it together, loudly and proudly: Tank, Lions, tank! Tank, Lions, tank!
November is over, but Lions fans can still wish each other a "Happy Tanksgiving."
And please let it be in spectacular fashion. Let it come with 10 men on the field. Then 12. Then maybe nine. Who’s counting? Probably not the Lions.
Let’s follow a pick-six with a fumble because that has never, ever — oh, sorry.