Your bewildered uncle wants to desperately talk to you about Donald Trump, and in a similar vein, we’re trying to talk to Windy City Gridiron about the Chicago Bears. Neither is going to go well, and someone is going to get cut out of social circles before too long.
It’s only been a hot minute since the last time the Lions saw the Bears, but we’re bringing in Jeff Berckes to break us down on all the pressing information all the same. Let’s go.
1. Let’s assume apocalypse scenario, Trubisky is out due to injury, or even if he’s cleared something happens where like, he gets eaten by a resurrected Tyrannosaur on his way to Ford Field.