The Detroit Lions 2021 Name Bracket Tournament is nearly over, and yet again, we’ve mucked the whole damn thing up. Tourney favorite Amon-Ra St. Brown was vanquished due to a cowardly attack. Joel Heath made a deep run out simply out of spite. And now we’re just begging for the mercifully end of this disgraced tournament.
We will technically crown a winner in the next 72 hours, but, in truth, there are no winners in the Name Bracket. There are only witnesses of carnage who hope that the years of therapy that follow will help ease the loss of Corn Elder over time.