Back despite lack of demand, the Detroit Lions Name Bracket is here. For those of you in the know, I apologize in advance. For those that have no idea what’s about to happen, gird your loins.
Every year during the dead part of the offseason, I indulge myself for a month by examining the best names on the Detroit Lions roster. This is supposed to be a celebration of the best, most creative names on the team, but in recent years this has divulged into borderline cyberbullying and rampant voter fraud accusations. In other words, there is nothing more American than the Detroit Lions Name Bracket Tournament.