The first round of the Detroit Lions Name Bracket Tournament is always the easiest. No significant rifts have been formed in the Pride of Detroit family because whoever creates the seeding for this tournament is a relative genius (relative to everyone else doing NFL-related name bracket tournaments). We only had one considerable upset, and that was only because voters are completely wrong.
But now things will turn more contentious. We have slimmed the list to the 32 best names on the roster, which means some clashes are ahead. You think the arguments about Matthew Stafford and Jared Goff this offseason have been bad?