It’s that time of year again! Time for you to bug your coworkers and Twitter followers about your fantasy team like there’s anybody who actually cares!
Like every year, there isn’t. And like every year in the past decade, I won’t be taking part in anything fantasy football related. It’s a horrible spawn created by football fans who were more interested in numbers than the actual game itself. If you play fantasy football, you should be ashamed of yourself. Go look at yourself in the mirror, and then slap your reflection in the face.
But, also, if you play fantasy football, you may as well play it with us.