2019 Detroit Lions Name Bracket Tournament: Round 1, Part 2

The tournament is underway, and y’all are already screwing it up. It looks like the only Z.Z. in NFL history is going to lose to Dan or Mike or Bob whatever his boring name is Savage. That poll has more than double the votes of every other matchup, so I suspect something is afoot, but I’m going to let it slide. Everybody gets one.

Let’s move onto the “I Bless the Names” Region, which was so beautifully named by our own John Whiticar.

If we’re being completely honest, Miles Killebrew should have been the 2016 Name Bracket Champion.