The 2018 NFL regular season is less than two weeks away, and that means it’s time to turn our attention to actual, real football games!
Excuse me. One moment. Sorry, give me just a second.
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Scratch that. I’ve been told now that the third preseason game has been played, we’re actually supposed to turn our attention to fantasy football, a made up thing that gives people the false sense of responsibility and achievement for lucking their way into a decent football roster.
We here at Pride of Detroit have a tradition of holding a fantasy league every year, and while I never participate—because fantasy sports are the devils’ work—I have no problem feeding your addiction.