Welcome back to Round 1 of the 2018 Detroit Lions Name Bracket Tournament, where the objective is to have fun and love one another yell at each other over trivial things, because there’s no football to talk about and we’re angry about it.
We’re one region deep into our tournament to decide the best name on the Lions roster, and I’m already Dad Disappointed in you all. Deontez Alexander is inexplicably losing to Don Muhlbach in the Jim Bob Cooter region, and if that doesn’t change in the next day or two, I may just end this thing early (for those new to the Name Bracket, I threaten to end this thing about 20 times during the proceeding and will never actually do it.