The name throws you off: Matthew Dellavedova.
He sounds like an soap actor or the follow-up hit to rock band Oasis' "Champagne Supernova." His appearance crinkles the forehead. Dellavedova runs a squatty 6-foot-4 with a beard and disheveled hair. He looks familiar, until you realize that no, he's not Michael J. Fox in "Teen Wolf."
Dellavedova is everything an NBA Finals star is not. Half his shots look like they are alley-oop attempts to ghosts. He fires jumpers that conjure up images of out-of-shape rec leaguers. He has bags under his eyes, appearing as though he stayed up late studying for finals rather than playing in them.