Don't be afraid...
For what it's worth, I'm really proud of you that you clicked on that headline. You sick, sick soul. Let's get through the tough part. I'm coming clean, so to speak.
I manscape. How did this happen? One shudders to think. One day in my mid-twenties, I got out of the shower, looked in the mirror, and saw this:
I knew it was finally time. An hour and a terrified pair of scissors later... no, really, the scissors seemed as scared as I was, things were better. Not great, but better.