Less Yoda, more Vader. The Nuggets don’t need Russell Westbrook to be Bubble Jamal. They need him to be Bubble Dwight.
As in Howard.
(Booooooooooooo!)
Want to stick a fork in Minnesota? Stick an elbow in Ant.
Want to make OKC go AWOL? Scramble Alex Caruso’s brain.
Want to drive Dallas crazy? Play mind games with Kyrie.
A pernicious preseason, combined with watching the Avs run out of players by Indigenous Peoples’ Day, might have you already contemplating the unthinkable about the 2023 NBA champs.