The Jazz leave bruises. The Clippers leave body parts. Arms. Kneecaps. Spleens.
The headless cadaver of Dallas rookie Luka Doncic was last seen Wednesday staggering blindly, like a basketball zombie, about the Magic Kingdom. Eyewitnesses described the corpse as shuffling with a slight limp, thanks to a couple of Marcus Morris shots to the kid’s ankle during Game 5 of Clips-Mavericks.
“I don’t want to deal with that kind of player,” Doncic said later.
“Cry me a river,” Morris replied via Instagram.
So, hey, welcome to the party, MPJ.