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Grading The Week: What’s wrong with Nuggets’ new Nike alternate jerseys? We’ll give you 5,280 things

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Nike sure is high on Denver being high. As in, high up.

So the fashionistas up in the Grading The Week offices got a gander at the Nuggets’ new “City Edition” jerseys that leaked online a few days ago, along with those of their NBA peers.

The usual gang of idiots walked away with eight immediate takeaways:

1. Yuck.

2. The Knicks’ jersey hurts our eyes.

3. The Celtics’ jersey hurts our brains.

4. Thumbs up to any throwback nods — especially ABA throwbacks.

5. Memphis’s look rules.