But don’t let the TMZ fan boys on Denver radio convince you that Von Miller’s cowboy-themed party is among them.
Granted, any time TMZ decides your party is worth writing about, you can be sure there will be some talk - and probably not the kind you want (just ask John Elway).
But the local sensational journalism machine worked overtime today when several outlets jumped on a false story that Von Miller “threw a cocaine-themed party.”
Many of the tweets have been deleted, but screenshots live forever.
Just stop.