It was recently revealed that the Denver Broncos apparently have a tax on farts, and that Von Miller is leading the way in fines.
Since I’ve received numerous inquires about the Broncos’ Fart Tax, I’m gonna let Von explain. NFL dieting ain’t easy. pic.twitter.com/OTAAaI8t82
— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015
I mean, this would make plenty of sense. Miller has made statements this offseason about his changed diet, and as someone who has done so frequently, I can attest that it does things to your stomach that you’d rather not keep in.