Shelby Harris was the Broncos Country Tonight guest for its regular show at Buffalo Wild Wings Monday night, and the most alarming thing he said is that he will NOT be eating turkey on Thanksgiving.
“Smoke brisket, ribs, steaks. There will be no turkey. At least I won’t eat it. I hate turkey,” he told Ryan Edwards and Benjamin Allbright. “It’s so dry. Turkey has no flavor. It’s like eating paper.”
Someone should tell Harris about gravy. After all, the only purpose for the turkey on Thanksgiving is so there’s a place to pour the gravy.