On the first of Brovember, the Broncos named Brock Osweiler their starting quarterback.
Cool, dude.
Osweiler will never be as handsome as Tom Brady or as cerebral as Peyton Manning. But know why this change at quarterback, while it smacks of desperation from a team that has not only lost three straight games but also its identity, just might work?
Osweiler is one righteous bro. The Brock Lobster speaks wisdom that fits neatly on a T-shirt, stuff like: “Ball security is job security.” This is a quarterback who won’t fumble the pizza box, even when blindsided by trouble in a parking lot at 2 a.