If your QB1’s passing touchdowns don’t add up to at least twice the number of bathrooms — Russell Wilson and his mansion are currently knotted up at 12 each — in said QB’s home, ya know what? You’re going to have culture problems.
You know who created those?
George Paton.
When you pursue a pass-rusher with a serious injury history, you sign him for $70 million anyway, he gets hurt again, then punches an opposing player during postgame handshakes on Christmas Day, ya know what? You’re going to have culture problems.
You know who signed Randy Gregory?