Let’s be honest, we are entering the time of year where breaking Broncos news means that something horrible happened.
Number one, don’t get arrested. Don’t throw mugs at strip club bartenders. Don’t drive drunk. Don’t be doing drugs that will get you suspended. Please, don’t be stupid. Don’t get arrested.
Next, let’s avoid silly injuries. The Broncos have had their fair share of head-smackingly stupid non-football injuries. Former quarterback Brian Griese, it could be argued, had more than in his fair share. In September of 2002, Brian’s dog got intertwined between his legs on the stairs at home, causing him to fall and injure his ankle.