To understand why the lot of us — the cynical scribes, the camera jockeys, the company men, the free world — can’t get enough of Gardner Minshew right now, we offer up this exchange, from Broncos HQ on Wednesday, shortly after lunch hour:
Reporter: I’m reading this story that you tried to break your own hand? How much of that is true?
Minshew, via speakerphone: “One hundred percent, man. I wouldn’t tell a lie.”
Reporter: So how much of it did you break?
Minshew: “I didn’t break it.