Super Bowl LIII was a weird game, which is kinder than saying it was a boring game. Still, through 53 minutes of game time, the only two scoring plays were field goals. For such a low-scoring game, there were only two turnovers, with one coming so early in the night that it was easy to forget. Tom Brady, now 6-3 in Super Bowls, threw for 262 yards — not shabby — but didn’t look anywhere near masterful. Rob Gronkowski, that freak of a man, only had one memorable catch. The lone touchdown was an anticlimactic 2-yard run.