HEY. What a night. D.C. United rolled past the Portland Timbers, with Wayne Rooney scoring twice. Go ahead, take a second to watch his second:
It wasn’t as dramatic as Sunday, but who needs drama when you can trounce a legitimately good team?
Magic from Wayne Rooney leads D.C. United to a win over Portland | Black And Red United
Portland Timbers disassembled by D.C. United in 4-1 loss | Stumptown Footy
It was pretty cool. Who knew we could have fun at soccer games in this region?