Note from Series Editor David Rusk: This is the fifteenth in a series of Tales from Buzzard Point that explores the rich history and traditions of legendary Buzzard Point — a legacy that the current D.C. United ownership may have set aside in selling naming rights for the new soccer specific stadium but is forever enshrined in the chants, songs, and hearts of Black and Red fandom.
Our researcher for this entry is Tod Lindberg (B&RU commenter dccal), who scientifically explains in the Researcher’s Afterword why all Tales from Buzzard Point are true – even if not in the universe in which current B&RU readers reside.