SECRET ANTI-GALAXY MACHINE REVEALED AT BUZZARD POINT

Today’s entry was researched by “Tales from Buzzard Point” Series Editor David Rusk.

Having been left abysmally ignorant of science by my economics major/Spanish minor education at University of California at Berkeley decades ago, I make it my business to read carefully everything about science published in the Evening Star. I was surprised that this recent article was buried in the Features section rather than front page news.

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By Erwin Schrödinger III

A decommissioned Pepco power plant, widely believed to be abandoned after its dynamo was removed, in fact houses a secret machine engineered to repel a destructive galaxy, an Evening Star investigation has revealed.