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Neymar to PSG, Briana Scurry to the Hall of Fame, and more: Freedom Kicks for 8/4/2017

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I had a dream last night that reminded me of a slapstick Twin Peaks chase through the Black Lodge, except in this case I was taking back a Nintendo from a friend who insisted he just had two rather than being me running from a doppelganger of myself. And the setting was a far less stylish parking lot in Bowie, MD. But the feel was the same, and it ended with me trying to dent up a car that became my old post-college Honda Civic.

What’s that you say? No one wants to hear about other people’s dreams?